Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Take a Bad Team and Make it Better, Right?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the point of coaching a team to try and make them better?
This being said, I am very confused by the Denver Bronco's offseason moves in the past two years. They continue to trade away the players that make them good, for ones that are just okay. Case in point-

They sent Jay Cutler to Chicago for Kyle Orton. KYLE ORTON. The same Kyle Orton who served as back up to Rex Grossman his first three years. While Cutler didn't fare so well either, he's still better than Orton on his worst day.

And now it's being reported that they are going to trade Brandon Marshall to
Miami for a second round draft pick. Okay, so after he's gone who are the Bronco's left with? I can't see Jabar Gaffney developing into a number one receiver any time soon.

Now you've just made yourselves even worse than before Denver, way to go. If you really want to over take San Diego in the division, your going to have to stop trading away your best players.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Cheer Cheer for...who?

As the NFL draft draws nearer and nearer, we are forced to suffer through the insufferable Mel Kiper Jr. and those who are like unto him. The combine has past and mock draft experts (like myself) are starting to formulate their first round or revising it. I love to evaluate quarterbacks and determine where they should be drafted, but this year I seem to be the only one who apparently has eyes to see. Allow me to explain:

I honestly have no clue what people see in Notre Dame QB Jimmy Clausen. I thought it was a mistake for him to leave school early, being as he had the opportunity to assert himself as a top tier quarterback in college football with the departures of Tebow, Bradford, and McCoy amoung others. If Clausen is so good then why didn't Notre Dame win more games? Why didn't he win any awards or bowls of note?
People love to harp on how he can "make all the throws" but what does that really mean? Can he literally throw every pass pattern ever thought of by man? Arm strength is a useless intangible, I mean go ask Jay Cutler about his arm strength and then you'll see what I mean.
And there's also the matter of his wonderlic score. To put it in perspective-Sam Bradford scored a 36 which was the highest among quarterbacks, and Tim Tebow scored a 22 which was one of the lowest. Now knowing this, compare Jimmy Clausen's 23. Exactly.
I rest my case.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Please Come On Back To Me, I'm Lonely as Can Be, I Need You.

Today here at ranting and raving, it's all about America's past time.

Andre is ready, are YOU?
I thought so. Well worry not. In the bleak time leading up to the glory that is opening day, I'll fill you in on all you need to know. Starting of course with the only team that matters-The Dodgers.

It was a tough year for the Dodgertown faithful, after a promising beginning to the season, the Dodgers could only offer another NLCS defeat at the hands of the Phillies. (which only gives me another reason to hate all Philthy sports teams) Dodger fans are forgiving people and the focus has now shifted to this coming season.
The primary concerns for the Dodgers coming into spring training has got to be the pitching staff. It was a solid unit through the beginning of last season, but after the all-star break it fell apart.

Yea that's right. We're looking at you Billingsley.
He was the main culprit of some bad pitching after the all-star break and it seemed like he wanted why he SHOULDN'T have been selected to the all-star team in the first place. But alas, he wasn't alone.


Broxton was also total crap after the break, and of all the pitchers a team needs to be successful, the closer is arguably the most important. That being said, towards the end of the season every time he came out on the mound I found myself groaning and preparing for the worst.


Now granted, Kuroda was bothered by injury a lot last season, but even when he was healthy he wasn't quite himself. The game he pitched against the Phillies in the NLCS is perfect proof. That was one of those games that makes you fell physically ill.

But what about the coming season?

The first matter of business is for the Dodgers to go out and get at least two STARTING pitchers. That means that if I see a James McDonald starting I'm going to pop a cap in someone. The one thing that frustrates Dodger fans more than anything is the management's inactivity in the free agent market. The divorce of the McCourts doesn't help matters, and certainly all the players that are coming up on arbitration isn't helping either.
As for the pitchers already on staff, look for one man to be on the mound come April.

You should all know him well by now (I talk about him all the time it feels like.)

Kershaw was the kid that could in 2009, going 8-8 with an ERA of 2.79 in 30 starts. His crowing glory was a killer curve ball that according to wikipedia is, "a 71-77 MPH curveball with a hard 1-to-7 trajectory (from the hitter's perspective)." It's such a threat that Vin Sculley dubbed it "public enemy number one" and earning him as many Sandy Koufax comparisons as he could handle. To top it off,
He's only 21 years old.

The Dodgers are going to need Kershaw to go beyond the curveball however, and develop his other pitches and learn to variate the speeds on them. He often fell victim to hitters locking in on his pitches about three times through the lineup and exposing them. He has all the makings of one of those one-in-a-million aces, but he still has a way to go.

Look for the Dodger pitching to be solid again, but if they want to bring L.A. the pennant it wants so dearly they need to sign more muscle and Kershaw is going to have to improve even more.

Enough about the pitching now, what about the infield?

The great bearded one knows, and he is willing to share.

The Dodger infield was solid all year, committing very few errors. It was also the scene of one of the bigger surprises of the season in second baseman Ronnie Belliard. James Loney was a stellar fielder as always, but they need him to put up big numbers with a bat like he did in 2007. At second base Blake Dewitt is expected to split time with veteran journeyman Jamey Carroll. Third base saw Casey Blake put up excellent numbers batting and solid fielding.

Now, to the outfield.

Ignoring the whole Rhianna-Matt Kemp thing, the outfield was probably the best of all the Dodger positions. Matt Kemp was a stud in center field in 2009, and he put up HUGE numbers with a bat as well. In right there was ANDRE ETHIER (who's name must always be typed in all caps because of his epic stature.) who was by far the best thing since sliced bread.

Either is one of those players that you would hate if he played for another team, but since he plays for your team you just laugh crazily as opposing pitchers get pwned by his skill.

Andre was a key cog in the 2009 Dodgers, hitting .272 with a career best 31 home runs and 106 RBIs, not to mention 4 walk-off home runs which is the most by any major leauge player since 1974.

What has your right fielder done lately?

And then there was left field.

2009 saw Man-Ram get a well known 50 game suspension for juicing. When he came back, he wasn't the hitter he once was and he struggled seeing the ball. Manny was never known for his fielding, but he sufficed. The real star of left field was actually his replacement, speedster Juan Pierre (who's now with the white sox.)

So, what can we expect from the Dodgers in 2010?
I expect a lot of the same, unless pitching is signed. I see Ethier and Kemp continuing to improve and Kershaw emerging as the #1 man of the rotation. There's always the possibility that the Dodgers get past the NLCS where they've faltered the past two years, and if they're ever going to go all the way, don't be surprised if this is the year.

Monday, January 4, 2010

So This is Christmas, and What Have You Done?

When you read this post you all should be thinking of the song "Mr. Pitiful" by Matt Costa. I think the lyrics are pretty indicative of today's topic of discussion-The Giants season.

Oh Mr. Pit, oh Mr. Pit, Mr. Pitiful Who let you down? Who let you down? Who let you down?
You still don't believe, you don't believe
You don't believe, and your grievances show
When your soapbox unfolds
But please come
down from that cloud you're sitting on I don't expect you to admit that you were wrong
I just want to know how you've been

It don't make me feel bad that we're still friends
Mulling it all over in my head

I hope that you see through your picket I hope that you see through your big yard and white picket fence
To make amends And still be friends, still be my friend
So where did you go? Where did you go? Where did you go while I was out? While I was out? While I was out?
Well I don't believe, I don't believe
I don't believe everything I see
And if you don't like the movie then quit acting

But please come down from that cloud you're sitting on I don't expect you to admit that you were wrong
I just want to know how you've been

It don't make me feel bad that we're still friends
Mulling it all over in my head
I hope that you see through your picket

I hope that you see through your big yard and white picket fence

To make amends
And still be friends, still be friends
Still be my friend

Yesterday marked the end of what was a very long and quite painful season for the New York Giants. Now, being as I'm a fairly new Giants fan (this is my second full season rooting for them) I've become accustomed to winning. So, naturally 8-8 is a big let down for me and the rest of Giants nation.
It was a season that held such promise but quickly evaporated into such crap that I no longer became disappointed when they lost. I came to expect it.

It all began with the Saints obliterating the G-men on their way to 13-0. I had never seen them go down so hard, so I also took it hard. From then on the Giants plummeted, going from one of the best to one of the worst, and the words "Bill Sheridan" became four letter words.

The woe continued with the Philthydelphia Igglets sweeping them under the carpet in two blow-outs, a last second loss to now playoff bound San Diego, most recently a blow-out to Minnesota, an embarrassment against Carolina when they were literally fighting for their play-off lives, a Thanksgiving loss to the equally suckish Broncos, and one to the Cardinals.

Now, who's to blame for the misery of this season? I go back to those two dirty words. Bill Sheridan.

I was highly disappointed to turn on ESPN this afternoon and only see that the Giants "are expected to fire" him. CAN HIS TRASH NOW. Tom Coughlin needs to stop beading around the bush and own up and fire him. Now granted, his cause wasn't helped at all by the injuries they suffered on defense (*cough* Kenny Phillips *cough*)

That man right there would have helped them immensely. THAT IS HOW TO TACKLE A WIDE RECEIVER.

I don't think that the players helped his cause either. The linebackers looked slow and couldn't cover a bed with a blanket, and the defensive line couldn't pressure a fifth grader. The main issue however, was the secondary. They practically stood there and handed out touchdowns to anyone who remotely resembled a wide receiver. HOWEVER, I don't think the players bought into Sheridan AT ALL and frankly, he couldn't call a defense if Spags was standing next to him telling him what to do.

One could possibly place the blame on Gilbride, but that's a bit of a stretch. The offense often had to play from way behind and it isn't built to do that.

But, of all the darkness that was this season, there was a lone brightspot who really, in my opinion, earned all the money he's being payed.

When it seemed like no one on this stupid team had any desire to win, Eli was always out there giving his all. He had arguably the best season of his career and yet he won't get a shot at ring number two because it's hard to orchestrate a win when your down 17-0 midway through the first quarter.

I was also pleased with the wide receivers which were the biggest question coming into the season. Steve Smith asserted himself as the #1 guy and had the best season of his career. It was also great to see the excellent play from rookie Hakeem Nicks (can someone say NFC ROY?) and the unknown Mario Manningham. It was not so great however to learn that Sinorice Moss was still busy being a waste of a roster space and that Dominick Hixon was still being thought of as a wide receiver.

In summary, I don't worry too much. What's done is done and there's nothing I can do to change that. The G-men will be back, stronger than ever I have a feeling. They'll work out the kinks and they'll also have big time players back from injury. Also, I don't know what kind of crap Plaxico has gotten himself into in jail, but he must have gotten into witchcraft because the Giants haven't been the same since he was all idiotic up in his leg's grill.

For a good laugh I recommend this video that depicts the situation better than I could ever hope to :D

Thank you for suffering through my rant, Happy Holidays to everyone and don't be too depressed at having to get back to normality after break.