Showing posts with label my team is better than yours loser. Show all posts
Showing posts with label my team is better than yours loser. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Take a Bad Team and Make it Better, Right?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the point of coaching a team to try and make them better?
This being said, I am very confused by the Denver Bronco's offseason moves in the past two years. They continue to trade away the players that make them good, for ones that are just okay. Case in point-

They sent Jay Cutler to Chicago for Kyle Orton. KYLE ORTON. The same Kyle Orton who served as back up to Rex Grossman his first three years. While Cutler didn't fare so well either, he's still better than Orton on his worst day.

And now it's being reported that they are going to trade Brandon Marshall to
Miami for a second round draft pick. Okay, so after he's gone who are the Bronco's left with? I can't see Jabar Gaffney developing into a number one receiver any time soon.

Now you've just made yourselves even worse than before Denver, way to go. If you really want to over take San Diego in the division, your going to have to stop trading away your best players.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Please Come On Back To Me, I'm Lonely as Can Be, I Need You.

Today here at ranting and raving, it's all about America's past time.





























Andre is ready, are YOU?
I thought so. Well worry not. In the bleak time leading up to the glory that is opening day, I'll fill you in on all you need to know. Starting of course with the only team that matters-The Dodgers.



















It was a tough year for the Dodgertown faithful, after a promising beginning to the season, the Dodgers could only offer another NLCS defeat at the hands of the Phillies. (which only gives me another reason to hate all Philthy sports teams) Dodger fans are forgiving people and the focus has now shifted to this coming season.
The primary concerns for the Dodgers coming into spring training has got to be the pitching staff. It was a solid unit through the beginning of last season, but after the all-star break it fell apart.
















Yea that's right. We're looking at you Billingsley.
He was the main culprit of some bad pitching after the all-star break and it seemed like he wanted why he SHOULDN'T have been selected to the all-star team in the first place. But alas, he wasn't alone.

EXHIBIT A: JOHNATHAN BROXTON



















Broxton was also total crap after the break, and of all the pitchers a team needs to be successful, the closer is arguably the most important. That being said, towards the end of the season every time he came out on the mound I found myself groaning and preparing for the worst.

EXHIBIT B: HIROKI KURODA

























Now granted, Kuroda was bothered by injury a lot last season, but even when he was healthy he wasn't quite himself. The game he pitched against the Phillies in the NLCS is perfect proof. That was one of those games that makes you fell physically ill.

But what about the coming season?

The first matter of business is for the Dodgers to go out and get at least two STARTING pitchers. That means that if I see a James McDonald starting I'm going to pop a cap in someone. The one thing that frustrates Dodger fans more than anything is the management's inactivity in the free agent market. The divorce of the McCourts doesn't help matters, and certainly all the players that are coming up on arbitration isn't helping either.
As for the pitchers already on staff, look for one man to be on the mound come April.

















You should all know him well by now (I talk about him all the time it feels like.)
CLAYTON KERSHAW.

Kershaw was the kid that could in 2009, going 8-8 with an ERA of 2.79 in 30 starts. His crowing glory was a killer curve ball that according to wikipedia is, "a 71-77 MPH curveball with a hard 1-to-7 trajectory (from the hitter's perspective)." It's such a threat that Vin Sculley dubbed it "public enemy number one" and earning him as many Sandy Koufax comparisons as he could handle. To top it off,
He's only 21 years old.

The Dodgers are going to need Kershaw to go beyond the curveball however, and develop his other pitches and learn to variate the speeds on them. He often fell victim to hitters locking in on his pitches about three times through the lineup and exposing them. He has all the makings of one of those one-in-a-million aces, but he still has a way to go.

Look for the Dodger pitching to be solid again, but if they want to bring L.A. the pennant it wants so dearly they need to sign more muscle and Kershaw is going to have to improve even more.

Enough about the pitching now, what about the infield?

























The great bearded one knows, and he is willing to share.

The Dodger infield was solid all year, committing very few errors. It was also the scene of one of the bigger surprises of the season in second baseman Ronnie Belliard. James Loney was a stellar fielder as always, but they need him to put up big numbers with a bat like he did in 2007. At second base Blake Dewitt is expected to split time with veteran journeyman Jamey Carroll. Third base saw Casey Blake put up excellent numbers batting and solid fielding.

Now, to the outfield.


























Ignoring the whole Rhianna-Matt Kemp thing, the outfield was probably the best of all the Dodger positions. Matt Kemp was a stud in center field in 2009, and he put up HUGE numbers with a bat as well. In right there was ANDRE ETHIER (who's name must always be typed in all caps because of his epic stature.) who was by far the best thing since sliced bread.
















Either is one of those players that you would hate if he played for another team, but since he plays for your team you just laugh crazily as opposing pitchers get pwned by his skill.

Andre was a key cog in the 2009 Dodgers, hitting .272 with a career best 31 home runs and 106 RBIs, not to mention 4 walk-off home runs which is the most by any major leauge player since 1974.

What has your right fielder done lately?

And then there was left field.





















2009 saw Man-Ram get a well known 50 game suspension for juicing. When he came back, he wasn't the hitter he once was and he struggled seeing the ball. Manny was never known for his fielding, but he sufficed. The real star of left field was actually his replacement, speedster Juan Pierre (who's now with the white sox.)

So, what can we expect from the Dodgers in 2010?
I expect a lot of the same, unless pitching is signed. I see Ethier and Kemp continuing to improve and Kershaw emerging as the #1 man of the rotation. There's always the possibility that the Dodgers get past the NLCS where they've faltered the past two years, and if they're ever going to go all the way, don't be surprised if this is the year.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

All I Want For Christmas is...


YOU!! (aka Johnathan Toews)

Happy Tuesday all! I hope yours has been better than mine (food poisoning, not fun.) I wish there was a good hockey game on tonight, but sadly the Hawks don't play until tomorrow and even then I don't get the game. (My kingdom for NHL center ice!)

In college football news-the heisman finalists were announced and they were exactly who I said they were.
Toby Gerhart
Colt McCoy
Mark Ingram
Tim Tebow
Ndamukong Suh
I'm really going to miss college football occupying my Saturdays. There is always that void where College football ends, the NFL is winding down, baseball is still in it's off season, I can't quite bring myself to care about the NBA yet, and college basketball is in it's meaningless phase.

In Tiger Woods news-he's a scumbag.
Mysterious things keep happening to Tiger, the latest being his mother-in-law being taken to the hospital from his house. It's all just getting rediculous if you ask me.

NFL news-It's struggling to hold my attention for more than two minutes this season.
Where's T.O. when you need him!? Seriously, if the NFL gets any more boring it's going to collapse on itself. Chad Ocho Cinco is the only entertaining thing about this season. Between having to listen to Rodney Harrison's stupid opinion and having to watch lame crappy teams play in prime time, I'm about ready to switch to Canadian football.






















Back to the NHL-Hawks still flying high, Brodeur is chasing records, I still hate the Avalanche, and Sidney Crosby is back after conspicuoulsly missing the game against the Hawks.

And now I leave you with Tuesday Toews:

Monday, December 7, 2009

December, How You Are My Favorite Month!

It's finally good to be a Giants fan again! My G-men swept the cowgirls under the rug last night and were able to reassert themselves in the playoff race. The defense looked better than they had in recent games, and were able to shut down a very good Cowgirl running attack. They just have to work on the pass defense and I think we'll be set!

In college football news, everything that was supposed to happen did.

Alabama took down the all mighty Florida offense, and Tim Tebow acted like a girl about it.
Texas held on against HUGE underdog Nebraska, sneaking away to join the tide in the championship game.
Cinncinatti also creeped away with a win against rival Pittsburgh, earning them a spot in the Sugar Bowl against St. Tim's Gators.

TCU and Boise state were sent to the Fiesta Bowl, which is nothing new for Boise, and exciting stuff for the Horned Frogs. That should be a pretty interesting game to watch to see TCU's dominant defense against the high octane Bronco offense.

My BYU Cougars were banished yet again to the Las Vegas Bowl against the Beavers of Oregon State-Their going to get their trash kicked. Oregon State looked really good against Oregon and could have been in the Rose Bowl right now.

And in C0llege Football awards news, the three finalists for the Heisman Trophy are going to be announced here ASAP.
The Candidates include:
COLT MCCOY, QB, TEXAS




















McCoy has had a terrific season thus far, with the exception of the Big 12 Championship game, and now that Texas has their National Championship bid locked up, If I was him I don't think I would nessicarily want to win seeing the recent track record of Heisman Trophy winners in bowl games.

TOBY GERHART, RB, STANFORD




















Gerhart is one of the dark horses in this years voting. Gerhart put up amazing stats this season on a Stanford team that not only upset one BCS hopeful, but two! There is no denying his legitimacy however, just ask Charlie Weis.

MARK INGRAM, RB, ALABAMA



























After a phenomenal SEC Championship game, Ingram did all but cement his ticket to New York. He's been great all season and as of now is considered the favorite to take home the statue.

CJ SPILLER, RB, Clemson

















Spiller had a great SEC championship game (In a losing effort might I add.) and really made a strong case for himself as another dark horse in this year's race.

TIM "THE ALMIGHTY" TEBOW, QB, FLORIDA














While it's no secret that I loathe Tim Tebow with every fiber of my being, I can not deny his athletic acheivments. He's been a great college football player and is one heck of a leader who can get just about anyone to follow him. That being said, after him bawling his eyes out at the SEC championship game, I just can't get behind him.

NDAMUKONG SUH, DT, NEBRASKA


























Don't ask me to pronounce his first name because I couldn't. Suh had a FANTASTIC Big 12 championship, giving Colt McCoy and his Longhorns all they could handle. He's a great player who I predict is going to make serious coin in the NFL.

If I had a vote? I'd choose McCoy, Ingram, and Gerhart. I honestly don't see what the fuss is about with Spiller, one good game and he's crowned king? I don't think so. I'd also like to throw in a honorable mention to Suh, but I still don't think he's going to get it.