Monday, January 4, 2010

So This is Christmas, and What Have You Done?


When you read this post you all should be thinking of the song "Mr. Pitiful" by Matt Costa. I think the lyrics are pretty indicative of today's topic of discussion-The Giants season.

Oh Mr. Pit, oh Mr. Pit, Mr. Pitiful Who let you down? Who let you down? Who let you down?
You still don't believe, you don't believe
You don't believe, and your grievances show
When your soapbox unfolds
But please come
down from that cloud you're sitting on I don't expect you to admit that you were wrong
I just want to know how you've been

It don't make me feel bad that we're still friends
Mulling it all over in my head

I hope that you see through your picket I hope that you see through your big yard and white picket fence
To make amends And still be friends, still be my friend
So where did you go? Where did you go? Where did you go while I was out? While I was out? While I was out?
Well I don't believe, I don't believe
I don't believe everything I see
And if you don't like the movie then quit acting

But please come down from that cloud you're sitting on I don't expect you to admit that you were wrong
I just want to know how you've been

It don't make me feel bad that we're still friends
Mulling it all over in my head
I hope that you see through your picket

I hope that you see through your big yard and white picket fence

To make amends
And still be friends, still be friends
Still be my friend


Yesterday marked the end of what was a very long and quite painful season for the New York Giants. Now, being as I'm a fairly new Giants fan (this is my second full season rooting for them) I've become accustomed to winning. So, naturally 8-8 is a big let down for me and the rest of Giants nation.
It was a season that held such promise but quickly evaporated into such crap that I no longer became disappointed when they lost. I came to expect it.





















It all began with the Saints obliterating the G-men on their way to 13-0. I had never seen them go down so hard, so I also took it hard. From then on the Giants plummeted, going from one of the best to one of the worst, and the words "Bill Sheridan" became four letter words.

The woe continued with the Philthydelphia Igglets sweeping them under the carpet in two blow-outs, a last second loss to now playoff bound San Diego, most recently a blow-out to Minnesota, an embarrassment against Carolina when they were literally fighting for their play-off lives, a Thanksgiving loss to the equally suckish Broncos, and one to the Cardinals.


















Now, who's to blame for the misery of this season? I go back to those two dirty words. Bill Sheridan.















I was highly disappointed to turn on ESPN this afternoon and only see that the Giants "are expected to fire" him. CAN HIS TRASH NOW. Tom Coughlin needs to stop beading around the bush and own up and fire him. Now granted, his cause wasn't helped at all by the injuries they suffered on defense (*cough* Kenny Phillips *cough*)

That man right there would have helped them immensely. THAT IS HOW TO TACKLE A WIDE RECEIVER.

I don't think that the players helped his cause either. The linebackers looked slow and couldn't cover a bed with a blanket, and the defensive line couldn't pressure a fifth grader. The main issue however, was the secondary. They practically stood there and handed out touchdowns to anyone who remotely resembled a wide receiver. HOWEVER, I don't think the players bought into Sheridan AT ALL and frankly, he couldn't call a defense if Spags was standing next to him telling him what to do.

One could possibly place the blame on Gilbride, but that's a bit of a stretch. The offense often had to play from way behind and it isn't built to do that.



















But, of all the darkness that was this season, there was a lone brightspot who really, in my opinion, earned all the money he's being payed.




















When it seemed like no one on this stupid team had any desire to win, Eli was always out there giving his all. He had arguably the best season of his career and yet he won't get a shot at ring number two because it's hard to orchestrate a win when your down 17-0 midway through the first quarter.

I was also pleased with the wide receivers which were the biggest question coming into the season. Steve Smith asserted himself as the #1 guy and had the best season of his career. It was also great to see the excellent play from rookie Hakeem Nicks (can someone say NFC ROY?) and the unknown Mario Manningham. It was not so great however to learn that Sinorice Moss was still busy being a waste of a roster space and that Dominick Hixon was still being thought of as a wide receiver.














In summary, I don't worry too much. What's done is done and there's nothing I can do to change that. The G-men will be back, stronger than ever I have a feeling. They'll work out the kinks and they'll also have big time players back from injury. Also, I don't know what kind of crap Plaxico has gotten himself into in jail, but he must have gotten into witchcraft because the Giants haven't been the same since he was all idiotic up in his leg's grill.

























For a good laugh I recommend this video that depicts the situation better than I could ever hope to :D

Thank you for suffering through my rant, Happy Holidays to everyone and don't be too depressed at having to get back to normality after break.

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